Mike Ashley is the modern-day equivalent of a Dickensian workhouse boss.

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Date	Event	Time/Results	Competition	Season	Article
2017-05-14 09:33:35May 14, 2017	Mike Ashley vs Paul Dacre	24 - 76	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-05-06 09:25:05May 6, 2017	Mike Ashley vs Toby Young	57 - 43	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-04-29 09:13:22April 29, 2017	Kelvin MacKenzie vs Mike Ashley	85 - 15	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-04-22 09:07:37April 22, 2017	Mike Ashley vs Rebekah Brooks	37 - 63	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-04-15 09:02:36April 15, 2017	Tony Blair vs Mike Ashley	44 - 56	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap

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