|September 12, 2016||8:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
It’s hard to fathom how a man with the blood of thousands and thousands of innocent people on his hands could be sat in mid-table. Anyway, enough about Iain Duncan Smith. Warmongering Bible-juggler Tony Blair and hack-happy gorgon Rebekah Brooks have both made a steady start to the season. Who will push on towards glory and who will maintain mid-table immorality?