Theresa May vs Michael Gove



Date Time Competition Season
February 5, 2017 4:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


Match Preview by Michael Moran, you can read the rest of his predictions here.

Theresa May, you might think, was just the last one standing after the referendum music stopped and all the Brexiteers grabbed a chair. Gove, equally, was just the one who thought about grabbing a chair but then thought about standing up and ended up falling over.

Neither of them seem equipped to compete in the top flight of the ‘being an arsehole’ game. Could easily be a dead-heat. Or one of those annoying 52% – 48% splits you keep reading about. If you have to bet, bet on Govey. The recognisability factor might just carry him over the line.


Theresa May44
Michael Gove56