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Details
| Date | Time | Competition | Season |
|---|---|---|---|
| August 14, 2016 | 5:00 pm | Arsehole Premier League | 2016 |
Recap
933-year-old scrotum-faced media baron versus OUTRAGED CAPS LOCK CAJOLER!!!!
Rupert Murdoch and Paul Dacre are the government’s most trusted advisers. When Murdoch looks at Dacre he sees a younger arsehole version of himself. When Dacre looks at Murdoch he sees the arsehole he will become.
Results
| Player | Points |
|---|---|
| Rupert Murdoch | 68 |
| Paul Dacre | 32 |
