Rupert Murdoch vs Nigel Farage



Date Time Competition Season
January 31, 2017 7:45 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


Match Preview by Bozwonk, you can read the rest of his predictions here.

Farage is a grinning chimp in an Arthur Daley coat. Often photographed holding a pint, he is the man in the pub spouting bollocks as loudly as he can. “Nige down the pub says that all the crisps are Halal, that’s why he only eats peanuts”. In any other contest Farage would smash it but he’s up against the vile testicle that is Murdoch. Farage may be a clown but Rupert Murdoch is Pennywise from It. A real life Monty Burns. If Icke is right about the lizards then Murdoch is the King of them. Murdoch’s paper, The S*n, is a vile rag that has repeatedly shown itself to be a used toilet tissue smeared in shitty lies. The News of the World eventually became so offensive that it had to close. This was mainly instigated by the revelation that the paper hacked the phone of a murdered schoolgirl. An Australian with American citizenship who frequently tells British readers about the disgraceful foreigners ruining their lives, his contempt for the British public knows no bounds. Farage is a village idiot, Murdoch is a global evil. Tough call but a Murdoch has to win.