Rupert Murdoch vs Liam Fox



Date Time Competition Season
February 11, 2017 12:30 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


This week, Hopeless Surfer guides you through the weekend’s fixtures. You can read the rest of his predictions here.

Rupert Murdoch has had some off pitch distractions lately, including his 100th attempt to grab Sky, and as a result he may not be 100% match fit. However, even a cursory glance of Murdoch’s ProZone stats shows that he always puts in a professional display: he’s CuntleFuckery score has never dipped below a remarkable 97%! Poor old Liam Fox has never shaken off the plucky also-ran tag but since the Brexit result was announced, he appears to have found renewed belief in himself. Fox thinks that this could be his year, and not a day goes by without the Dull Grey Fox sticking his face in a newspaper or camera demanding a Hard Brexit in the next 90 minutes. Such dedication to training means that his ProZone scores are showing improvement. But, when push comes to arsehole Murdoch is a seasoned pro and I expect him to win comfortably.


Rupert Murdoch89
Liam Fox11