Rebekah Brooks vs Toby Young

Recap

Hack-happy harridan versus Git-giddy gobshite.

Rebekah Brooks’ ability to turn her hair into a mass of phone-hacking, ginger snakes could see off the challenge of egg-based humanoid Toby Young. Young set up the West London Free School, with the vision of helping the parents of mediocre twats save money they would otherwise have spunked up the wall on fee-paying schools.