Rebekah Brooks vs Philip Hammond



Date Time Competition Season
February 4, 2017 3:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


Match Preview by Michael Moran, you can read the rest of his predictions here.

Flame-haired Medusa of the popular press up against the greyest man in politics? I can’t see Hammond winning this one.

Even if you remind them that he’s the one with a face like a can-opener most people won’t remember who he is. Even he forgets who he is sometimes. Brooks by a length.