Piers Morgan vs Theresa May

Recap

This week, Hopeless Surfer guides you through the weekend’s fixtures. You can read the rest of his predictions here.

Every year Piers Morgan aims for a top four finish in the Arsehole Premier League, and every year Piers Morgan disappoints. He has strengthened his attack and now scores on TV, social media and in the papers. As a result he is the bookies favourite for this years Bollox d’Or. Theresa May is making headlines thanks to a new “Hard Brexit” formation. Her no-nonsense aggressive approach to the opposition certainly plays well with her home supporters. But even taking her recent performances into account, I can’t see her beating Morgan just yet.