Philip Hammond vs Boris Johnson



Date Time Competition Season
February 13, 2017 8:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


This week, Hopeless Surfer guides you through the weekend’s fixtures. You can read the rest of his predictions here.

No need to analyze this game too much – Johnson’s weakness for solo runs, insulting foreigners on their home turf, and his penchant for wrestling members of the opposition’s youth squad to the ground will, see him defeat Hammond easily.