Paul Dacre vs Toby Young



Date Time Competition Season
February 11, 2017 5:30 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


This week, Hopeless Surfer guides you through the weekend’s fixtures. You can read the rest of his predictions here.

I imagine Paul Dacre is the ABU of the Arsehole Premier League – everyone agrees that he is a top tier arsehole but no one wants him to win the league. His publications are nothing more than a stream of consciousness attack on the poor, the vulnerable, the unfortunate and the foreign. Toby Yong recently dismissed his technical coaches and fitness experts because the advice they gave him “don’t ring true.” He also sacked his assistant coach when no one turned up for a planned training session. These setbacks have only increased Young’s belief in his own ability.


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