Mike Ashley vs Iain Duncan Smith



Date Time Competition Season
February 11, 2017 3:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


This week, Hopeless Surfer guides you through the weekend’s fixtures. You can read the rest of his predictions here.

If there is one thing you need to win the Asehole Premier League it is stability, and stability is the one thing that Mike Ashley is unable to provide. His turbulent life on and off the pitch ensures that he is too busy fighting self-lit fires to go on a consistent run. IDS meanwhile has turned his season around since Brexit and the once “Quiet Man” can’t shut the fuck up now. His love of taunting the opposition and his squeaky voice ensure an overwhelmingly negative reaction. Even his name is annoying: which bit is his given name and which bit his surname? Is he “Ian Duncan” Smith? or “Ian” Duncan Smith or is the whole thing his surname and he was never given a first name by his parents?