Details
Date | Time | Competition | Season |
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August 19, 2016 | 8:00 pm | Arsehole Premier League | 2016 |
Recap
Early league leader Michael Gove takes on relegation-threatened Melanie Phillips in a match so potentially one-sided we should call it the Moon.
The establishment had better watch out because truth-seeking missile Michael Gove is coming! Protecting us from research and crushing the experts with his Nazi-accusation rays! Save us, Michael!
After a crushing defeat against Nigel Farage, Phillips is already looking like she’s in for a long season. When it comes to arseholes, she’s going to have to pull her finger out.
Results
Player | Points |
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Michael Gove | 80 |
Melanie Phillips | 20 |