Michael Gove vs Melanie Phillips



Date Time Competition Season
August 19, 2016 8:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


Early league leader Michael Gove takes on relegation-threatened Melanie Phillips in a match so potentially one-sided we should call it the Moon.

The establishment had better watch out because truth-seeking missile Michael Gove is coming! Protecting us from research and crushing the experts with his Nazi-accusation rays! Save us, Michael!

After a crushing defeat against Nigel Farage, Phillips is already looking like she’s in for a long season. When it comes to arseholes, she’s going to have to pull her finger out.