|August 19, 2016||8:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
Early league leader Michael Gove takes on relegation-threatened Melanie Phillips in a match so potentially one-sided we should call it the Moon.
The establishment had better watch out because truth-seeking missile Michael Gove is coming! Protecting us from research and crushing the experts with his Nazi-accusation rays! Save us, Michael!
After a crushing defeat against Nigel Farage, Phillips is already looking like she’s in for a long season. When it comes to arseholes, she’s going to have to pull her finger out.