Kelvin MacKenzie vs Rebekah Brooks



Date Time Competition Season
February 1, 2017 8:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


Match Preview by Bozwonk, you can read the rest of his predictions here.

I searched Twitter for MacKenzie, I had to type his full name, right up to the last ‘e’ before it revealed his account. He’ll forever be associated with his disgraceful part of the Hillsborough disaster. It feels like the whole world is trying to ignore him but he clings on, like some lump of vomit in a drunken girl’s hair, offering as much beauty to look at. Talking of hair, Rebekah has a stunning head of hair. Maybe not a popular view but one I have. Maybe it grows so well as its roots are fed by the manure in her skull. Associated with Murdoch, David Cameron she shows a poor judgement in men, indeed, whilst married to Ross kemp, she had an affair with Andy Coulson. Brooks is all sorts of awful but because of Hillsborough, I suspect MacKenzie will win this.