|August 13, 2016||3:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
The Elizabeth Duke of social commentary versus Shit-spouting toss-weasel
Donald Trump described Katie Hopkins as a “respected journalist”, which is a bit like describing The Teletubbies as cutting edge drama.
A variation on the infinite monkey theorem found that Kelvin Mackenzie’s entire writings can be created in five minutes by two monkeys sharing a crayon.
Most pundits expect Hopkins to be challenging for the title come the end of the season, but MacKenzie still possesses the ability to pull a rabbit’s rotting carcass from a shit-stained hat.