Details
Date | Time | Competition | Season |
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August 13, 2016 | 3:00 pm | Arsehole Premier League | 2016 |
Recap
The Elizabeth Duke of social commentary versus Shit-spouting toss-weasel
Donald Trump described Katie Hopkins as a “respected journalist”, which is a bit like describing The Teletubbies as cutting edge drama.
A variation on the infinite monkey theorem found that Kelvin Mackenzie’s entire writings can be created in five minutes by two monkeys sharing a crayon.
Most pundits expect Hopkins to be challenging for the title come the end of the season, but MacKenzie still possesses the ability to pull a rabbit’s rotting carcass from a shit-stained hat.
Results
Player | Points |
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Katie Hopkins | 57 |
Kelvin MacKenzie | 43 |