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Details
| Date | Time | Competition | Season |
|---|---|---|---|
| August 15, 2016 | 8:00 pm | Arsehole Premier League | 2016 |
Recap
Smarmy fact-dodger versus Dickensian workhouse boss in tracksuit and trainers.
There’s nothing to choose between these two arseholes. Jeremy Hunt has successfully imported Mike Ashley’s business model of a demoralised workforce on low pay into the frontline of the NHS. Most NHS workers haven’t seen a pay rise since Ashley last saw his penis.
Results
| Player | Points |
|---|---|
| Jeremy Hunt | 75 |
| Mike Ashley | 25 |
