Details
Date | Time | Competition | Season |
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August 28, 2016 | 1:30 pm | Arsehole Premier League | 2016 |
Recap
Iain Duncan Smith has passed a fitness test after wanking himself unconscious again. The former work and pensions secretary knocked himself out while furiously masturbating to a news report about the Paralympics funding crisis.
With Hopkins’ ability to make light of tragedy while pulling stupid faces, the resultĀ could go either way.
Results
Player | Points |
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Iain Duncan Smith | 29 |
Katie Hopkins | 71 |