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Details
| Date | Time | Competition | Season |
|---|---|---|---|
| August 13, 2016 | 5:30 pm | Arsehole Premier League | 2016 |
Recap
Wank-haired buffoon versus Warmongering Christ maniac.
Johnson, officially recognised as the UK’s largest baby, will say anything in an attempt to advance his career. Despite being a liar and a sociopath, Johnson will find conflict-happy, Jesus lunatic Tony Blair a tough nut to crack.
Results
| Player | Points |
|---|---|
| Boris Johnson | 49 |
| Tony Blair | 51 |
