Boris Johnson vs Philip Hammond



Date Time Competition Season
September 17, 2016 3:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016


With four straight defeats, bottom of-the-league Philip Hammond is struggling to make his mark at this level.

Clown-faced sociopath Boris Johnson hasn’t had the best of starts either. Despite bullshitting his way through the Leave campaign, he’s only mustered one win.

Johnson should have enough in his shit-locker to leave Hammond wondering where his first win is coming from.