Arsehole Premier League 2016 Table

Pos	Player	P	W	D	L	Pts	For	Ag	PD	Form
1	Nigel Farage	37	35	0	2	105	2853	847	2006	5-0-0
2	Katie Hopkins	36	34	0	2	102	2713	887	1826	5-0-0
3	Rupert Murdoch	35	33	0	2	99	2713	787	1926	4-0-1
4	Jeremy Hunt	36	28	0	8	84	2317	1283	1034	2-0-3
5	Michael Gove	36	27	0	9	81	2172	1428	744	3-0-2
6	Piers Morgan	37	25	0	12	75	2261	1439	822	3-0-2
7	Paul Dacre	37	24	0	13	72	2064	1636	428	4-0-1
8	Kelvin MacKenzie	36	23	0	13	69	2136	1464	672	4-0-1
9	Iain Duncan Smith	36	20	1	15	61	1931	1669	262	2-0-3
10	Boris Johnson	35	18	1	16	55	1916	1584	332	3-0-2
11	Louise Mensch	37	16	2	19	50	1728	1972	-244	2-0-3
12	Theresa May	35	16	0	19	48	1691	1809	-118	4-0-1
13	Rebekah Brooks	37	16	0	21	48	1636	2064	-428	2-0-3
14	Liam Fox	37	12	0	25	36	1416	2284	-868	3-0-2
15	Richard LittleJohn	36	10	0	26	30	1440	2160	-720	0-0-5
16	Tony Blair	35	6	1	28	19	1280	2220	-940	0-0-5
17	Mike Ashley	37	6	1	30	19	1174	2526	-1352	2-0-3
18	Toby Young	35	6	0	29	18	1064	2436	-1372	1-0-4
19	Philip Hammond	37	2	0	35	6	766	2934	-2168	1-0-4
20	Melanie Phillips	35	1	0	34	3	829	2671	-1842	0-0-5