Kelvin Calder MacKenzie (born 22 October 1946) is a shit spouting toss-weasel and former editor of the nation’s most putrid wankrag.

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Date	Event	Time/Results	Competition	Season	Article
2017-05-13 09:31:40May 13, 2017	Kelvin MacKenzie vs Rupert Murdoch	36 - 64	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-05-06 09:21:30May 6, 2017	Philip Hammond vs Kelvin MacKenzie	17 - 83	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-04-29 09:13:22April 29, 2017	Kelvin MacKenzie vs Mike Ashley	85 - 15	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-04-22 09:08:21April 22, 2017	Piers Morgan vs Kelvin MacKenzie	41 - 59	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap
2017-04-15 09:03:11April 15, 2017	Kelvin MacKenzie vs Liam Fox	89 - 11	Arsehole Premier League	2016	Recap

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