|January 4, 2017||8:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
A Toby against a Jeremy sounds like the worst ‘3rd Form’ fight ever in the Eton Quadrangle. Matching their joint ‘auras of elite entitlement’ against each other is tricky, as neither have shown much media form to be excited about in a while. Young’s uber-smug ‘I deserve to be here’ sneer against Hunt’s ‘How the hell am I still here?’ leer is too close to call. We can’t split them. Although given a moonless night, a hatchet and an alibi, we’d give it a try.