|January 3, 2017||8:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
We asked our American colleagues for their view on Piers Morgan, to find that he’s known Stateside as – and we love this – the Slimey Limey, whereas Littlejohn is very much a ‘Who?’. International influence aside (like Rebekah Brooks and Melanie Phillips) both their stars – and their audiences – are slowly receding. However we do have a soft spot for Piers. It’s behind a remote elm tree in Epping Forest, freshly dug and ready. Piers is still in marginally better form recently, so he gets the nod here.