|January 2, 2017||3:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
A clash between two angry shrivelled harpies who frankly, both have what they’d call their ‘best days’ behind them. ‘Red Witch’ Brooks will never achieve the status of her child-burning idol ‘Melisandre’ in Game of Thrones, and Phillips … seriously, who even reads her bile these days? This has all the allure of a bottom-of-the-table clash on a wet Tuesday. For the record, Phillips still has the capacity to surprise and shock, it’s just as rare as an undoped Russian athlete. She’ll win, but we don’t see her competing at this level next season.