|January 31, 2017||7:45 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
Phillips is an undoubted crank. Her views on civil partnerships, climate change and Palestine are all a great guide if you need steering in the right direction, see what she says and go the opposite way. She has nowhere near the reach of Morgan though. Still going through the process of fully trying to transform himself into the lining of Donald Trump’s anal cavity (the host shows no real signs of accepting the transplant), Morgan spouts views designed to attract attention. He loves and craves the attention. He often retweets followers who say things like “Nice one Piers”, or “Ignore them Piers, you the man”. Imagine retweeting this pathetic praise from no marks to your millions of followers. It’s so thirsty, so desperate and undoes his manufactured front, that of a confident man. Inside, he’s weak, lonely and really quite dim. I bet he has no idea of the amount of chef’s/waiters’ saliva he has ingested over the years, the urge to spit in his food must be irresistible.