|January 31, 2017||7:45 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
Hammond currently resides at the bottom of the league. I put this down to my theory that he is in fact Jerry Leadbetter from The Good Life. He slithers to work and does horrible things to impress the top dogs but eventually he goes home to become a complete nonentity. None of his professional views are his own and he has no private ones that Margo hasn’t authorised. He’s even too dull to do well in a league of arseholes. He’s aside feature to the main event. If Hammond is Jerry then Littlejohn is the pig shit in Tom and Barbara’s garden next door. Littlejohn was a Jeremy Clarkson prototype. I’m honestly surprised that Littlejohn is even in this league, I thought he’d gone the way of white dog shit. I predict a first win for Hammond here.