Details
Date | Time | Competition | Season |
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February 1, 2017 | 7:45 pm | Arsehole Premier League | 2016 |
Recap
Match Preview by Bozwonk, you can read the rest of his predictions here.
Mike Ashley, to a degree, is a self-made success, albeit on the backs of thousands of workers that are treated as poorly as possible, often illegally. Stories of the treatment of Sports Direct’s employees read like something between Little Dorrit and 1984.
Boris Johnson is a self-made prick. This Bullingdon Club bollock recently unveiled a new string to his shitty bow, that of a grasping coward. He opted to support Brexit for no other reason than it presented an opportunity to topple David Cameron, in what appears to be a lifelong hobby of always trying to better the sexual assaulter of dead pig’s faces. Having spouted the necessary lies to convince the public that Brexit was the right thing to do, Johnson turned chicken and ran away. Ashley and Johnson may well share the same low morals but they’re different in their public life. Ashley is an intensely private man, Johnson is the polar opposite. Hard to win a match if you’re not prepared to be seen, a Johnson win.
Results
Player | Points |
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Mike Ashley | 24 |
Boris Johnson | 76 |