Michael Gove vs Nigel Farage

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Date Time Competition Season
February 11, 2017 3:00 pm Arsehole Premier League 2016

Recap



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This could be the glamour tie of the round. It pits a snivelling backstabber, who ditched a close friend at the slightest whiff of power against a jumped up noisehole who failed to win a seat in Thanet on no less than 5,867 separate occasions. Gove has a razor sharp brain which he hones by belittling toddlers and trying to justify the ravings of Donald trump. On the other hand, Farage has a sharp razor and he isn’t afraid to use it should you turn your back. The match will feature a contrast in styles, as Gove’s aloof, silky shiteprose takes on the blokey, crazy foreigner bashing of Farage. The bookies are offering decent odds on Gove in order to temp punters in but I think we all know that Farage is going win.

Results

PlayerPoints
Michael Gove23
Nigel Farage77