|January 3, 2017||8:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
Surprisingly Mackenzie is only 3 wins behind “The People’s Champion”, but we don’t see him winning this one. Farage’s sour face this week after another shock non-award of a Knighthood gave us all some grins, and he could be back in the headlines soon, simply because he hasn’t been in the media much recently – and his rookie ‘just out of their teens’ media team are scrambling for any subject ‘post-Trump’ for Nigel to sermonise on. Christmas is a tricky time for Nigel, though, and he’ll not be fully sober until mid-January. But he gets this one on his past record of unremitting moon-howling.