|January 2, 2017||3:00 pm||Arsehole Premier League||2016|
This might be a knock-down slug-fest. Boris’ mask is slipping – it appears after all he may *not* be the endearing bumbling simpleton we know and loathe. Foreign Office officials are trying to take his passport away to ensure we survive as a nation. He plays the long game, and plays it well. Mensch of course, lives for that 4 seconds after her tweets when someone pays attention to her banality. Still recovering from the shame after her tweet that the late Leonard Cohen was American (he’s Canadian, of course) she wins by virtue of Johnson having not been much in the news this week. Why is Mensch even a ‘thing’, still? Boris needs to up his game. We know he will. He’s found his passport.